one might say we're banned from that church
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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