quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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