it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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