and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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