I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
there was a trapeze. enough said
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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