uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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