Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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