sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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