You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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