Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Boobs are out for the taking
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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