yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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