Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So vagazzling was a success
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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