I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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