I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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