remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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