Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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