i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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