let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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