that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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