I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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