That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
