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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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