What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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