On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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