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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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