What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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