Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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