I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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