i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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