I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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