Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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