they need to just BURY HIM!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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