I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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