i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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