i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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