Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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