This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize