Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Farmville is her only friend.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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