Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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