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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's rum buckets o'clock
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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