She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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