I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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