Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Two words: blizzard sex
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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