No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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