Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
A bitchslap is in order.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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