I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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