The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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