i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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