I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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