ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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