You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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