just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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